120 Two Word Quotes: Simply Awesome, Perfectly Fabulous! His home is shared with his daughter Lucy, 25. I love to freak out salespeople. I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. It was also revealed he had taken an 85,000 pay cut since the year before as part of a drive to iron out male and female salary differences. BBC salaries STILL dominated by men as just three women join top 10 earners, Barbra Streisand's heartbreaking secret battle she keeps well hidden from fans, Kirsty Young quits Desert Island Discs after 12 years after health problems, British star judge of MasterChef Australia Jock Zonfrillo found DEAD at age 46 - as Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver lead tributes, BREAKING: Man, 49, who got trapped in adventure centre indoor cave dies of his injuries, British gardeners are being warned not to mow their lawns during May and June, Marcus Rashford hailed as "a gent" for rescuing Aston Villa Women's star on night out, Sky Sports commentator Martin Tyler accused of 'racist' comment about Son Heung-min, BREAKING: 'Gentle giant' rugby player killed in mass stabbing frenzy outside Cornwall nightclub is named, BREAKING: Donald Trump arrives in Scotland in first UK trip amid ongoing rape trial. He doesnt have any children. Not only that, he revoked the statement saying there wasnt any physical violence. Figures from 2015 showed that eight million people tune in each afternoon to listen to his celebrity interviews, non-stop oldies and fascinating factoids. [October 2007]. Steve doesnt bother with either Twitter or Facebook himself. Required fields are marked *. Do I hear 100%? Stevens celebrated career includes comedy albums, film and television appearances. I planted some bird seed. The British actor and environmental activist married Lococo last year at The Ecology Center, an organic farm and ecological education nonprofit in California. The scale is 1 mile equals 1 mile. Hes gone now. This increases the rate of toxic elimination by as much as 15 times the normal rate. Dr. J.W. I was walking down the street when suddenly the Further, he became the first inductee to the Boston Comedy Hall of Fame in 2015. A little old lady had to help me across the street. Steven Wright, If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Steven Wright, I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. Steven Wright, There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright, I was reading the dictionary. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? He said, I dont know. I said, I dont want your job., I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Half the people you know are below average. [24][25] He also has an interest in painting. (segment "The Flaming C: Episode 2") / R.A.N.D.Y (segment "The Flaming C"), TV Series consulting producer - 14 episodes, 2014 producer - 8 episodes, 2015, TV Special documentary executive producer, TV Series additional material - 2 episodes, Boston Strong an Evening of Support and Celebration, Himself / Himself - Guest / Stand-up Comedian, Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education, On Stage at the Kennedy Center: The Mark Twain Prize, Himself / Himself - Guest / Himself - Comedian, Himself - Winner: Best Live Action Short Film, Johnny Carson Presents the Tonight Show Comedians, Documentary segment "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings", Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television, Comedy.